Some things husbands may need...
Things husbands will need if they have a wife who has a c-section:
Ingredients include:
1 quilt (in a plastic protective bag)
1 towel (for the wife's stomach)
3 decorative bed pillows
3 regular pillows
3 blankets
Then, once you have everything begin to construct as follows:
1. Put the quilt upright (as opposed to flat on the bed) against the headboard.
2. Put 2 of the decorative pillows next to the quilt, also upright.
3. Put the remaining decorative pillow flat on the bed to create a transition.
4. Lay two blankets stacked on top of one another folding the blanket into thirds with one third folded onto one other third, this way you are creating double thickness and thus giving the pillows an upward slant.
5. Lay one pillow at an upward angle from the bottom blanket towards the top of our little hill.
6. Place the final blanket on top of the quilt.
7. Place a pillow on top of the quilt.
8. Place the final pillow on top of part of the first pillow and on top of the second pillow (which is also on top of the quilt).
9. Double check you creation with the picture below to ensure proper construction.
10. Get some sleep, if you wife had a c-section that means you probably have a crying baby.
This should help your wife out in the case that:
A. Your wife really misses the hospital bed, or
B. You forget to pick up the medicine on your way home from the hospital and your wife has to go the first night without it.
Your bed may need to stay this way for as little as one night to as long as one week, BE PREPARED!!!
One last note, yes, you will in fact be looking at a stack of pillows and blankets and not at your wife if you (the husband) roll over to look at her while you are both in bed. This will create the feeling of being at the bottom of a mountain and tou are looking up at the top (a really, really close mountain mind you).
Hope this helps for all those people out there who were wondering how to do this.
Ingredients include:
1 quilt (in a plastic protective bag)
1 towel (for the wife's stomach)
3 decorative bed pillows
3 regular pillows
3 blankets
Then, once you have everything begin to construct as follows:
1. Put the quilt upright (as opposed to flat on the bed) against the headboard.
2. Put 2 of the decorative pillows next to the quilt, also upright.
3. Put the remaining decorative pillow flat on the bed to create a transition.
4. Lay two blankets stacked on top of one another folding the blanket into thirds with one third folded onto one other third, this way you are creating double thickness and thus giving the pillows an upward slant.
5. Lay one pillow at an upward angle from the bottom blanket towards the top of our little hill.
6. Place the final blanket on top of the quilt.
7. Place a pillow on top of the quilt.
8. Place the final pillow on top of part of the first pillow and on top of the second pillow (which is also on top of the quilt).
9. Double check you creation with the picture below to ensure proper construction.
10. Get some sleep, if you wife had a c-section that means you probably have a crying baby.
This should help your wife out in the case that:
A. Your wife really misses the hospital bed, or
B. You forget to pick up the medicine on your way home from the hospital and your wife has to go the first night without it.
Your bed may need to stay this way for as little as one night to as long as one week, BE PREPARED!!!
One last note, yes, you will in fact be looking at a stack of pillows and blankets and not at your wife if you (the husband) roll over to look at her while you are both in bed. This will create the feeling of being at the bottom of a mountain and tou are looking up at the top (a really, really close mountain mind you).
Hope this helps for all those people out there who were wondering how to do this.
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